ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? Take care of them. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! Its the one room in the house thats still ours! "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. I dont remember making a fire. Im going to find mom! LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Its about love! My name is Lydia Deetz. CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. And such a bold departure from the original source material! Antics ensue. You said you would help us! (a beat.) Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. The Netherworld. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. Charles! Club members can see a different show every night of the week! Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. LYDIA: I want you to stay. Stripey Ghost Man? Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. Why is Ohio so powerful?! Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. Im a fraud! DELIA: Yeah! STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. Oh father dear! Beetlejuice! Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. Sucks-Yes! Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? All you gotta do is say my name! Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. LYDIA: Really? BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. ADAM: Yeah. LYDIA: No, it was adorable. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? (THE MAITLANDS nod.) Mom! I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. More about Lydia . COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! And that is why you need me! THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! Maybe I should answer for her. (more chase.) Mom!! Are you alright? Chapter 1: The Netherworld. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. Time. Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. She scratches that out. Cuz, shed love this! BARBARA: I know. ADAM: You away from her! BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? I sense your touch. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? We will. DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. AH AH AH AH!). All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Hes my white whale. LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. Lydia, I know you wont let me down. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! So much poise! LYDIA: Oh. And the teacher was Wiccan! BEETLEJUICE: For a price. I can bring your daddy so much pain. You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? Well you got what you wanted, Dad. Dad, no. What an effervescent young lady you are. We couldve been such a great team. You dont recognize me? Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Im so scared Im going to forget her. BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! Im not going anywhere! ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. . From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . Love is love. Thank god. Bu By the time you read this note. LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. Hold on! I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. OH! Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? LYDIA: I can't keep living like this! OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! CHARLES: Lydia! LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? That was an old Scandinavian folk song. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . 24m. Well, Bye! ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. DELIA: AHHH! LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! DELIA: Oh! Whats a matter Chuck? Big beautiful brains. You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. CHARLES: Maxie! JUNO: You are the embarrassment. LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. I died with this sash. Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. Who knows what hes done to Lydia! I might have to get a little nasty. LYDIA: I dont know! You are dead. Im Barbara, this is Adam. CHARLES: HELLO! ADAM: The electoral college! LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) Did you think I wasnt coming back? Oh my god! The two of you need to hire me right now. Its like against the law at my house. And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! Lets chop off his head. One big dark room. These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! Sorry! Hide! See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. Did I mention that my moms a demon? BEETLEJUICE: So. This is gonna be great. April 25, 2019. (closes door.) ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. DELIA: But what if its Lydia? AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. Fun at parties! My names not Otho! Lydia. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. Hes here! Youll have to open the door to find out. But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". Go back to New York! Yeah Yeah Yeah. People dont read. Careful Charles! Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. (a beat or two.) Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. I am utterly alone. LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! It couldve been bad! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. Hiya mom! (MOVERS move in furniture.) But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) Is this it? In a haunted house, all alone! Parts. Im invisible. (laughs) Hell do it. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. Thats what I want too. And now this is what you get. LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. I meant to say. Just like, what if Im never happy again? But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. I can bring your daddy so much pain. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. I orbit. Before Juno sees you. LYDIA: Yeah. Scott Brown LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! This . MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. BEETLEJUICE: Okay! So this is what you get! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. I brought you a pie?! MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! I have a chance to see her again, please! CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! To be her what do you call yourself again? CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! Never change! BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? What are you talking about. IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! Oldest trick in the book! BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. I cant see! Sometimes puppet shows are sad. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. It didn't work. DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. Oh you dont have a handbook? NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! Because of her, I got to live, briefly, very briefly, and can I just say something? She was my whole world. Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. ADAM: Well, hey I do not see any cops around here! Playing hardball, huh? This is such an interesting font! GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. BEETLEJUICE: OH! Its a little crooked. Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. Check it out, Lydia! And Ill admit. JUNO: STOP! BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. And I like the attic! ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. 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